Last week, I got flak for maligning Cleveland in my Weekly Wrap intro. As is the case when unfortunate faux pas are made, the incident caused me to do some serious introspection. I stopped thinking about myself and my own prejudices so much, and instead started thinking of others.
For instance, I became deeply curious as to why any sane person would ever defend Cleveland. And in my quieter moments, there arose a more troubling, more global question as well:
Why exactly DOES Cleveland suck so much?
I kid, I kid. Relax, Cavs fans. I actually live in the area. Which is definitely not the same as liking it.
Dodging bricks from Clevelanders, here’s what happened this week on Copyblogger:
Monday:
Internet Marketing for Smart People
Copyblogger took Memorial Day off to eat barbeque and get drunk, so they gave you a free 20-part online marketing course instead of a post. Seems fair enough to me.
Tuesday:
16 Smarter Ways to Use LinkedIn to Build Your Business
LinkedIn is one of the social tools that I’ve pretty much completely neglected, but for a lot of people that aren’t as weird as I am, it’s a networking Godsend. There are right and wrong ways to most effectively use it and to build your profile, though, and that’s where this post comes in.
Wednesday:
Groupon’s Secret Sauce (And How to Get Yourself Some)
I’ll have to admit that I didn’t see this one coming. When you talk about Groupon’s secret ingredient (which could actually be literal sauce, seeing as people use coupons to buy groceries), I figured it’d be super-couponers of the Extreme Couponing variety. But it’s not. It’s something that you and I are probably quite interested in and involved in, and may even be good at — but which we could all stand to get better at. How well is my shameful tease doing here? Too obvious?
Thursday:
David Ogilvy’s “Secret Weapon” of Online Marketing, Selling, and Business Success
Finally! The proof-positive that we’ve all been waiting for that establishes David Ogilvy as a psychic who could tell the future, or in a more sinister scenario, a guy who was cloned in 1967 as Brian Clark. Check out this post and the video that accompanies it… it’s pretty cool to see what the “secret weapon” was, and how it’s in use today.
Friday:
How to Get All the Clients and Customers You Can Handle
This episode of the IMfSP podcast guest-stars Michael Port, author of Book Yourself Solid, all about how to make selling easy (even if you hate selling) and to get all the customers you’d ever want. I once heard a rumor, in fact, that this stuff is so good that it’ll have you running for your life from screaming, crazed customers, kind of like the Beatles were always doing. I’m not sure if it’s true, but let’s just roll with “Sure, why not?” for now.
This week’s cool links:
- Is Twitter a Waste of Time?: Geez, I don’t think so, but I guess you should read this and decide for yourself.
- These Aren’t the Droids: I’m including this short post for two reasons: 1) It’s a good example of why positivity matters and 2) I have no idea what the title means.
- A Hammer Isn’t a House – Don’t Confuse Tools with Metrics: This post is great because it forces you to remember that no matter what tool you use, it’s the metrics it measures that ultimately matter. However, it also reminded me of all the mishaps I’ve had when I thought a house was a hammer or vice-versa.
- Why you’re not where you want to be (and why it doesn’t matter): This from the “mental game” department: You don’t need to have reached your goals, as long as you’re moving toward them.
About the Author:Johnny B. Truant is the creator of The Tao of Awesome: A Stress-Busting, To-Do-List-Destroying Guide to Kicking Ass in Your Life, Business, Finances, Relationships, Body, and Health,” which is on sale for $39 this week only.
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Reader Comments (11)
Brandon says
I’ve found Columbus to be more painful to bear than Cleveland. At least Cleveland has some semblance of stuff to do. Columbus is the purgatory of the modern soul.
Joe Pulizzi says
Cleveland always gets bashed, mostly by people who’ve never lived there. I’ve been to and lived a lot of places, and I love Cleveland. But to be fair, you actually have to live here to appreciate how amazing this city is.
Anyway, Brian is speaking at Content Marketing World in Cleveland in September, so that’s good, right?
Nishant Soni says
Thanks. I missed a couple of post which weekly wrap made me realize!
Andrew @ Blogging Guide says
That is also the reason also why I love the weekly wrap. It gives a recap of what I learned for the week and it reminds me of what I missed for the week.
Annabella Freeman says
Ha ha ha I’m from Cleveland and it does suck that’s why I left!
Elmar Sandyck says
Hi Johnny!
You’re really great with words. What can I say? hahaha Good luck with Cleveland!:)
Anyway, I’ve missed a lot from Copyblogger this week and this weekly wrap-up is a great way to toggle into posts and links that I really need to read. 🙂
Thanks and a great weekend to you!
Archan Mehta says
Johnny,
Thank You.
You are a magician with words. So, keep on writing this wrap-up series.
Also, write for your own blog. And consider more guest posts for other blogs too. It would be fun to read your articles.
However, you have not made it clear why Ohio sucks. What is so repulsive about Cleveland?
Just out of curiosity: give reasons, please, so we know the truth. Why do you want to move out of there?
Cheers.
Krizia | Women Entrepreneurs HQ Show says
Johnny,
Thanks so very much for this compilation!
It’s really brilliant that you do this to up us!
Krizia
Women Entrepreneurs HQ Show
Sean Lance says
North East Ohio is a great place to be from.
That’s what I’ve been telling people down here in North and South Carolina for 12 years. That and Cleveland was a great place to go see concerts in the first half of the 90’s.
Notice that I said “from”, which means no longer stuck there!
Josh Gates says
Have you ever asked someone from Detroit about Cleveland? Hilarity ensues. B.O.H.I.C.A. Cleveland…lol
Melanie says
Ok, I have to chime in as someone who was born and raised in Cleveland and then left for 12 years only to return 5 years ago. There are far worse places to be than here – DC I am looking at you!
So if you don’t appreciate it here, then why don’t you move instead of bashing it? We have enough outsiders giving us a bad rap that we certainly don’t need any more locals doing it too.
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